Slaškywylterhanborjakospherialambortalia

The People's Republic of Slaškywylterhanborjakospherialambortalia is a People's Republic with many colonies and provinces. It was formed as a Slavic tribe, adopted by many countries (Persia, Morocco, etc.).

History
It gained independence in 2030 by the Russo-Turkic Union. It conquered over half of Europe, then gave all of it's Russo-Turkic land to Russo-Turkic Union. It gave Poland independence then married Illyrian New Dynasty.

Friends
Illyrian New Dynasty - I love you! We had a baby, Argentinian Lithuania. Now he is 14 years old and he likes videogames.

Poland - I love you! I gave independence to you.

Russo-Turkic Union - I love you! You gave me independence and taught me ways of empire.

Frenemies
Muscovite Union - Gee, you don't have to take Warsaw like a baby stealing blocks from another baby. Gives me money though.

Yugoslav Empire - STOP TRYING TO REMOVE RUSSO-TURKIC UNION!!! Although removed sharia from my premises.

2nd Russian Empire - Muscovite Rus' is myn! Also gives me weapons.

Enemies
Gagapolandball - You have the dumbest name yet. GIVE BACK LVIV AND KRAKOW IDIOT!!!

ISIS - You're the dumbest thing ever. ''' GIVE BACK BAGHDAD ISLAMIC STUPID INCORPORATION OF SLUTS!!! '''

AND FOR MOST OF ALL
Thuringia - '''DIE THE MOST EVIL THING OF UNIVERSE I HATE YOU YOU ARE A WIMP AND FOR  MOST OF ALL, YOU ARE JUST A FREAKING PIECE OF BULL DROPPINGS!!!!!!!!! NO! NO! NO!!!!! NO INDEPENDENCE FOR THE THURINGIAN STUPID NOOBS!!!!!!'''